2003-06-28 - 2:06 a.m.
my first experience at a strip club... sexy? most definitely not. repulsive? yes. hilarious? hell yes. aside from learning that the white stripes pump out all the hot stripping jams, i also learned some valuable lessons...
1.)strip clubs are dark for a reason. however, darkness doesn't hide ass pimples and skank, ladies. i'd never seen so many unattractive naked women in my life.
2.)never believe a stripper. bitches will state a price then add an extra $35 to the deal after the fact.
3.)there is no such thing as "i'm going to cut you a deal" in a strip club, your money will soon become their money.
i'm flat broke till sunday, but it might all be worth it just for all the scary hilarity that ensued.
